
For all you file sharing folk,
rejoice in the knowledge that somebody is finnally standing up to thease COCKSUCKERS, I hope she wins too.Fuck the RIAA, and Fuck the MPAA.
Do you need some CRACK SPACKLE ?
Here's a page straight out of the Southern Medical Dictionary,you people in Virginia,Tennessee,Alabama,Arkansas,West Virginia,Oklahoma etc,should understand this pretty well.
1. Benign..........................What you be after you be eight.
2. Artery..........................The study of paintings.
3. Bacteria........................Back door to cafeteria.
4. Barium..........................What doctors do when patients die.
5. Cesarean Section................A neighborhood in Rome.
6. CATscan.........................Searching for kitty.
7. Cauterize.......................Made eye contact with her.
8. Colic...........................A sheep dog.
9. Coma............................A punctuation mark.
10. D & C...........................Where Washington is.
11. Dilate..........................To live long.
12. Enema...........................Not a friend.
13. Fester..........................Quicker than someone else.
14. Fibula..........................A small lie.
15. Genital.........................Non-Jewish person.
16. G.I. Series.....................World Series of military baseball.
17. Hangnail........................What you hang your coat on.
18. Impotent........................Distinguished, wellknown.
19. Labor Pain......................Getting hurt at work.
20. Medical Staff...................A Doctor's cane.
21. Morbid..........................A higher offer than Ibid.
22. Nitrates........................Cheaper than dayrates.
23. Node............................I knew it.
24. Outpatient......................A person who has fainted.
25. Pap Smear.......................A lie about someone's Pappy.
26. Pelvis..........................Second cousin toElvis.
27. Post Operative..................A letter carrier.
28. Recovery Room...................Place to do upholstery.
29. Rectum..........................Darn near killed him.
30. Secretion.......................Hiding something.
31. Seizure.........................Roman emperor.
32. Tablet..........................A small table.
33. Terminal Illness................Getting sick at the airport.
34. Tumor...........................More than one.
35. Urine...........................Opposite of you're out.
36. Varicose........................Near by/close
One more little thing before I take my ass to bed, I went with some friends from work last night to see what I thought was going to be a lame band, turned out they kicked some classic rock ass for 3 hours with a 25 min interlude, and do you know how much we paid for that little excurision ? Not a goddam thing, so if you live in vegas and you like the classic rock, check YBR out.
You won't regret it.
Night my pretties.

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